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Bumps, sores, bleeding wounds, literal spiders -- all the kinds of stuff you don't want to think about immediately before sex. Yet there you are, prodding some wang and dreaming up Seussian names for all the STDs it might carry. Red pills for the clap! Pills for Crumpunktering Pinkertumb Staph! The best tip I ever got was to turn the dick check into a sexy little prelude to the real action with a hot towel massage to the guy's junk.

You get cleaner dicks, and happier clients. You can take that tidbit back to the bedroom with you, ladies. Sometimes a client will come in and not have a clear idea of what he wants.

In that case, the girls on duty will get in a line-up and let the client pick. I got picked the first time I ever went out, and initially I took it as a compliment -- but then I learned many of the regulars go straight for the new girls.

First-timers don't know how to haggle, and haggling is the most important skill for a professional prostitute. I was always scared to ask for big money, because honestly I know me , and I just feel like a regular girl.

I'm not some kind of supernaturally good lover or anything. I was one of the bigger girls there, and I'd wonder, "How can I ask for the same amount of money as all my skinny-ass co-workers? In that way, prostitution was actually good for my self-esteem. I came into the business with a lot of body-image issues, and previous webcam work only made those worse. You think cat-calling construction workers are bad?

Look at the shit men on the Internet post when they've seen a part of your naked body. But the guys at the brothel were always very complimentary, and clearly happy to be with me. It illustrated the large gap between "how women look in magazines" and "what guys actually want. I had a friend who did really well. She was, like, 10 to 12 years younger than I am and would consistently book huge amounts. I finally asked her how she did it, and she told me, "You have to go in there and believe you're worth it.

Remember on The Office when Michael Scott handed out pointless awards to all his employees? That exists in the world of whoring. There's an official group who picks a " Best Legal Courtesan " every year. There's also a " Best Brothel of the Year " award that looks like this:. You know how Borat brags about his sister being the second-best prostitute in Kazakhstan?

As you can imagine, there wasn't a lot of jockeying for the "best hooker" award. There are message boards for the men who use our brothels, and the guys on there would say they didn't want to "date" a winner because that must mean "she's having too much sex. We had meetings every week -- they called them "tea parties," but it was us sitting down with management and talking about numbers.

They'd set sales goals for us, tell us how we should be marketing ourselves -- we were even required to spend unpaid time online in our brothel's forums, talking to the kind of people who visit a brothel's forums. Here's a photo of one such tea party. This is exactly what it looked like, not a marketing shot at all I saw this picture and had flashbacks. I'm not in the photo -- but some of my former co-workers are.

The reason those girls are in funny hats is because they do a raffle at every tea party. What, the word "raffle" isn't the first thing you think of when you hear "brothel"? There's plenty of good old-fashioned office in-fighting, too.

There's a fancy parlor area in the front, and the rooms get progressively shittier as you move further from the "showroom. But if you weren't booking enough clients, you got shifted to a punishment room with just a sink. Dennis Hof is the owner of the brothel I worked at, and the public face of legal prostitution in Nevada. He makes a big point of saying that this is different from illegal prostitution because the girls can choose to say no.

We aren't supposed to have pimps forcing clients on us. A third party having control over who you fuck and how long you spend with them is inherently abusive, because of course it is. The entire rest of the world works that way; legal prostitution is no different.

I don't remember hearing about these on Cathouse , but our boss will occasionally issue people cards redeemable for time with the girls. I knew that when I started, but I didn't know exactly how it worked until our brothel's maintenance man earned one and tried to redeem it on me.

He handed it over, so I went down to the cashier and asked what to do. Three hundred bucks won't buy you much , but some guys spend that little. Then she tells me, "You have to let him take as much time as he wants. I had a choice, but that "choice" was to let some guy have his way with me for a price someone else decided The brothels have other ways of screwing us over.

We're independent contractors, even though by definition that means we can't be required to do things like keep a strict schedule or live where we work. But the fact that we're independent means the brothels don't need to worry about health care, or any sort of benefits.

I don't want to demonize the brothels. This is a service people will provide and receive no matter what, and there needs to be a clean and safe place to do it. Already have an account? Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2. Posted July 17, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites. Posted July 17, edited. All you gotta know is "the freaks come out at night". Edited July 17, by BlackAce Please, don't kill them! As a pimp I'm losing so much income lately Life is hard out here for a pimp Edited July 17, by rickreim.

Do they spawn in invite only session. A few days ago you were saying all glitchers need to be banned. Edited July 17, by OwensRacing. Edited July 17, by lilmoonpie. After the condom breaks. Side street near the theater where the rhino tank spawns. I take it all the horny nerds want their online characters dick sucked? There is a "Dead Hooker Money Glitch". The ones by the bus station are my favs.

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